noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
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