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reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
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Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍
by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022
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reverse twerk

when a girl with no ass twerks her titties instead.
i aint got no ass so i will reverse twerk for you!
by xconsniper September 23, 2016
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Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.
She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.
by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023
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Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010
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reverse hulk

Someone who you like better when they're angry.
Actually... I think I like you better when you're angry. You're a reverse hulk!
by CandleMonkey April 9, 2011
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reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color
by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021
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