Parker

A crackhead

That’s Parker he’s my friend

by Idkandidc November 27, 2019

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

Marie Parker

Someone who goes by the name of Marie Parker is a talented girl. Often outstandingly beautiful but does not realize it. A great friend. She'll always be there for you. But don't piss her off. It's hard to regain her trust. All-in-all an amazing woman.

Friend: Hey do you know her
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend

by TriggerCrazie9 November 13, 2017

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020

parker treu

a big hot man

god that big hot man is big and hot, hes a parker treu

by parker treu April 27, 2023

parker

Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great

“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”

by ☠️ April 26, 2019

peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.

omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?

by itslele May 13, 2022