The Edge

One cool sonofabitch. You need something, he'll do it. He knows how to make shit happen. He's a crucial friend to have when you really fucking need one.

This big jock at the gym started sexting my girl on FB, so I called The Edge and it stopped quickly thereafter.

by 1Skinnyjay April 20, 2016

Cow Edging

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024

geo the edge master

geo the edge master is THE edging master. he is extremely good at edging and also gets edged easily. geo learned what the phrase "edge" means from ivansbiggestfan.

Omg hey geo the edge master, have you edged anyone today>?

by ivansbiggestfan June 27, 2021

Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!

Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old

by thebongwizard February 19, 2024

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 09, 2024

Negative Edging

used as a joke to point out the ridiculusness of trying to use complicated technical jargon to sound more inteligent

make sure you use Negative Edging when fighting this boss for maximum damage

by JustTheTips July 26, 2024

Edge piece

Pieces that outline a puzzle. Sometime used as an insult similar to “special snowflake”.

Person 1: Yo what’s up My sisters
Person 2: dude you can be such an edge piece sometimes

by BeMoreChill666 February 16, 2019