Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.

My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend

by Hodgcov November 1, 2010

knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 19, 2024

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Knock

When your wife is absolutely beautiful, but is being a brat and won’t tell you what something means. Usually after sex; drug use. Or both.

Tell me what KNOCK means before I give you a peg leg pirate.

by L man July 29, 2023

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024

why you knocking

Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.

“you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”

by theerector October 19, 2022