crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

Sarah-Karen

Creative girl with legs in her nose. Gives granny vibes but is good enough. You always finds her with her dog, crochet things and a good series. Her music taste is a little strange, but her amazing personality and funny expressions overcomes it.

“ Can not reach the bus; they dont care”
“Everyone needs a Sarah-Karen in their life”

by skumfidus03 January 22, 2022

karen the kraken

it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.

Hey shut up "karen the kraken!" that's how you supposed to say.

by treehouseBarBQ November 20, 2019

Aunt Karen

Will defend her entire family and body shame and call the manager to anyone who offends or hurts her children.

You are at a skating rink, Boy calls you a mean word so you roast him, his aunt Karen is there at the rink and she calls the manager but backfire the boys are close to getting kicked out.

by FlowersInMexico June 1, 2021

Donut Karen's

Likes jam donuts

Nice people

Are very kind

Quiet

john is such a 'donut karen's.'

by John likes jam donuts November 19, 2020

Being a karen

When Sheri Silva Thayer complains about fireworks being lit off and it's not even 8 o clock.

Sheri was being a karen by posting on a Facebook about fireworks being lit in a town full of tweakers and illegal stuff happening all over.

by Karen slayer January 17, 2023

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022