dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010

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The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

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don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.

What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow

by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009

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martin johnson

creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.

Oh man, did you see Martin Johnson on mtv, scared the willies out of me.

by gives up on names January 11, 2008

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Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

by aznkutie March 28, 2009

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A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

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