joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

joey orlando

Total douche

Wow, that guy I mugged was a real joey orlando

by MaddJack May 16, 2016

joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.

Joey English is sexy

by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016

joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha April 17, 2016

joey khabbaz

a Joey Khabbaz is usually somebody who loves to have intimate relationships with their cars and smokes hella weed & often wears Jordan jumpsuit apparell.

that douchebag looks like a Joey Khabbaz!

by queen cunt May 9, 2016

Joey

Someone who is terrible at Mountain Biking or doesn't know what to do. Usually attempts to do things on a bike it doesn't know how to do, but does it any way regardless of the consequences.

Dude did you see that guy eat shit off that jump?

Yeah bro, he a fucking Joey.

by Electricblaze August 4, 2016

Joey Aquinde Syndrome

When you dick ride the best team in sports.

After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.

by Bran671 January 15, 2018