closet creative

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.

We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.

by Harvard Language Department February 12, 2019

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022

Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

by boosadleys June 12, 2016

Closet princess

A man who thinks he is perfect, big, tough, or any combination of these, but panics at the sight of his own shadow.

"Jonathan, my neighbor, is a closet princess - he acts tough like he's 2Pac, but you come out the bushes on him and he screams like a 4 year old girl and runs away. Yesterday I saw him take out the trash and he looked down on the ground and jumped, dude literally got scared of his own damn shadow."

by AmXtra May 20, 2024

masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018