shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

by Prydab March 23, 2023

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)

"Boy you went in the closet today."

by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023

Inside out closet

Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight

He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.

by Your dad loves me January 27, 2023

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023