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Ass grapes

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 8, 2020
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Grape

when your a dickhead
Your such a fucking grape

why you treating me like a grape
by Grappymelon December 14, 2020
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grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok
person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?
by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021
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Le chicken the grapes

so I went to the park and my sister at home walked in the green and filed and I was going to drive back home so walking around my house I pet my dog that ate fish and his pal mug man and his pal mug man
le chicken the grapes the yes the what
“What are you even saying”
by Yes the no January 20, 2021
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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
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grape

to hit someone with a bus so precisely that their skin peels off, leaving them as a meaty peeled grape
yeah, I heard Kevin got graped.
by peachwithglasses February 6, 2021
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purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it
do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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