fuckin ow

when something hnurts so fuckin bad like when you stub youre toe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"FUCKIN OW YOU MOTHER FUCKER BITCH ASS FISH HOE"

by weedgods69 February 11, 2019

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

fuckin up rotation

when one person passes the weed the wrong way and you just want to stab them in the god damn throat

dude stop fuckin up rotation

by oharu April 22, 2017

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

Oh fuckin' fuck!

An expression of confusion.

Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!

by ÆMARS July 12, 2021

Fuckining

When something is so bad that fuck isn't enough to describe it

Let the fuckining begin. Then the game of dodge ball started

by The autistic kid August 11, 2019

fuckin minttt

when something happens to you that is really depressing but you just gotta laugh through it all

“i just missed my bus, fuckin minttt”

by ayyylarrrr17 November 14, 2019