French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010

French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 14, 2017

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

french personality

A nice way of stating that someone is a sex-addict

I wouldn't say that Louis is a full-blow sex-addict, he just enjoys exploring his French personality after a few bottles of red wine.

by frenchTranslator October 15, 2020

French prep

|frɛnʧ prɛp|
A noun used to describe indecent images of a person usually used as a synonym for “nudes” in order to hide its true meaning.

Person-X: has she sent you french prep?
Person-Y: Yes she has
Person-X: all the answers?
Person-Y: of course

by Simply reaction March 10, 2022

French lube

Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.

Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.

by Da Curry Man November 1, 2017

French rodman

A French speaking rod man also known as rod man deux

Give that French rodman deux a rod

by Japmaster3000 July 19, 2019