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Football

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.
What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?
by Gervy March 22, 2019
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Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019
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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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Football

"You're such a fucking football"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.
Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?
by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025
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