eli mihalevich

Eli is the guy who lives out the country and you really like ! He usually is tall handsome and Russian.
Eli is the guy that’ll break your heart

Girl: omg Eli mihalevich you are breaking my heart pls come back!

by Romslilo November 21, 2021

Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 06, 2022

eli goldsworthy

the hottest emo boy

Adam : who’s your favorite emo boy ?

me : eli goldsworthy duh

by degrassilover January 08, 2021

Eli assist

When playing rocket league, the player gets points for an assist much longer than expected.

"What an Eli assist. That guy still got points a solid 10 seconds after he touched the ball.

by Razosaku November 19, 2023

Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

eli thompson

Well known community trooper, appears often in Liriks stream.

Eli thompson: Need a ride mr. barksdale?
Avon: oh fuck!!

by av0n thompson April 19, 2017