David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009

David Dennett

David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.

*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."

by meanpeen1212 June 6, 2019

David Gandy

a british gentleman.

-I've met David Gandy recently!
-Oh you mean the gentleman.

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

David Goyette

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!

David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

by Lexi Mollison June 5, 2013

David Philbin

When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.

Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican

by David Philbin April 29, 2015

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006

David Bowie

David Bowie is probably the only musician who is also a chameleon. He has written some of the best songs ever, and continues to make great music even after the peak of his career. Bowie has collaborated on many projects with a great variety of musicians. He has not sold out after 30 years like some groups (i.e the rolling stones). Bowie has also appeared in major motion pictures (Labrynith, Zoolander).

aka God.


He's also really super sexy.

Some great songs by David Bowie are...

Rebel, Rebel
Rock 'n Roll Suicide
Quicksand
Song for Bob Dylan
Ziggy Stardust
Changes
Panic in Detroit

by the anarchist tiger July 21, 2005