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birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out
Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY
by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019
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birthday crash

this is a brithday party that is great in everyway except for the part when the mom comes home and ragingly drunk and stoned kids scramble for their lives.
claras birthday was so rad until her mom came, then the party was birthday crashed.
by long eyelashes September 14, 2003
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birthday cap

when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants

Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton
I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.
by Rico R. April 26, 2005
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Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.
It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.
by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011
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Birthday

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019
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Platinum Birthday

A Birthday Celebration that YOU get to pick. Maybe you're turning 28, and that number has some significance to you, you could make your 28th Birthday your PLATINUM Birthday.
"My Golden Birthday was when I was 9, which was dumb. But my Platinum Birthday is when I turn 22, Because that's my favorite number"
by AOTR22 March 6, 2017
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