by Panda lane September 20, 2017
(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep
by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021
A open-hand clap, in which all the fingers are slapped together. When performed right, it can create destructive seismic waves and disturb all surrounding environments. However, to date, the only person who can perform such technique is Brian.
by quinspin6000 November 12, 2019
by Zakkm November 24, 2021
The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.
by Fbleroux September 09, 2017
A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian
by The prophteer January 09, 2025