Rock Band

A game closely resembling Guitar Hero, released for a variety of systems, most famously Xbox and PS2, which uses controllers shaped like guitars, drums and a microphone.

The game is fun for everyone, but seems to be designed so that actual musicians suck at it. The only places where actual musicians prevail is the expert level on vocals and drums, which, unlike the bass and guitar parts, are quite realistic.

Sometimes, groups of morons will actually come to believe they really can play guitar when they manage "Through Fire and Flames" on expert difficulty. However, this is a rare instance for two reasons. One is that that task is damn near impossible. Two is that most people with an IQ sufficient to play the game are too smart to have that happen to them.

Fortunately, there is a happy medium in both musicians and gamers who can just enjoy it instead of turning it into a retarded debate.

Rock Band is seriously awesome!

by Al Golston November 5, 2011

Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.

Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?

by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

Gods favorite band

Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.

"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"

"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"

"What is Gods favorite band?"

"Green Day!"

by GI.Joe July 12, 2017

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1) The most influential thing ever written while high.

2) An extremely popular Beatles album.

My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011