more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Being an Oompa Loompa

Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"

A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job

by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023

Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.

"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.

by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024

whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign

girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2016

What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That

Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018