stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011

Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

by coborn August 28, 2012

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

Yellow beard

The usual look of a male who is well-practised in the act of self guzzling of urine. Can also occur when the male has induldged in the gulping of another man/woman/guinea pigs yellow release. It is also necessary and useful to start with a white beard, as dark tinges tend not to show the yellow twinge that makes this effect so thrilling in shady arenas.

Daddy daddy, why is your beard so yellow?

I spent all evening near the downpipe of the urinals, so now I'm feeling spritely and want you to call me papa yellow beard.

by Afternoon delight September 26, 2007

White Beard

Fucking a large-breasted woman's tits until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.

"'I rammed it between her breasts," said Herb. 'Then a sea of come under her chin. When she stood up it hung there like a white beard. She needed two towels to mop it up.'"

-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski

by Nate Brennan March 21, 2008

Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008