Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Bandit tricking

for the pussies of siege

Im a faggot so I was bandit tricking in siege today

by RiottSky May 25, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.

Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.

by BookuBucks April 18, 2013

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

d wing bandit

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

Bandit

chime

"the bandit produced a weapon and demanded money"

by Captain AssassinYT September 14, 2020