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parker

cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend
parker is especially attracted to girls named charli
by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020
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Parker

A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
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Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.
by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
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Parker

Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
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Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
by tvdu stan July 31, 2022
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Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
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