Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.

“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude”

by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021

zach herron

my dad

did you see zach herron. he’s my dad

by zachherronismydad May 8, 2019

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Zach

Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!

Zach is truly a blessed kid

by anonymous March 8, 2023

Zach

A retard who should trim their eyebrows and gets no girls. Zach has a dark side to him once you get to know him. He loves humping.

Zach loves to hump blonde girls.

by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

Zach

Zach is what we define a lad and a bloody good cunt. He is very short, but an absolute menace when he steps on the court. He is shit at fortnite but his humer compensates for the fact.

Zach is a girl stealer.

by Zach skill November 24, 2021

Zach

MY FUCK BUDDY DONT TOUCH HIM

Aaghhh zach fuck me harder

by Hannah Racecar July 30, 2018