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Jumping ship

Fuckin' drunk on any multitude of rums -- more distinct, Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry.
Vince, "Jumping ship," ran aground last night on Sailor Jerry when a chick dropped anchor on his drunken pass.
by CocksmithVA June 1, 2011
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Bungee Jumping

Pulling out a used tampon and replacing it with a new one
Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping
by GeoMc February 27, 2011
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Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex
Jumping off a dresser means to have sex
by katrin February 5, 2021
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Hop, skip, and a jump

Not so far away as to delay a timely arrival; a short duration. More than two minutes, but less than a bit.
Don: Dave, the party has been bumpin' for like, an hour already! Where are you?

Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.
by E.XIII September 8, 2013
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jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
by Turtletracks November 11, 2014
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Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.
Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011
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claim jump

1.Going on a double blind date with your friend and taking the girl he likes before you have defined who is with who.

2. You and your friend just met two girls at the bar and he's really hitting it off with the girl you like. He's goes to the bathroom and you ditch the girl your with and start talking to his girl. Talking smak about him the whole time, so you can get the hookup.

This can also be applied to girls
" Dude I called the blonde, you claim jumped on me."
" Get over it, there ain't nuthin wrong with a claim jump
by Blahdrood December 13, 2010
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