Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

vanilla freak

someone who claims to be freaky just because they're a top. a vanilla freak say they're down for anything but likes traditional, normal sex.

He's a such a vanilla freak, he won't even give me head.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Vanilla Popscicle

Telling someone something that they want to hear.

I asked Cheese about Operation Restrepo and he slid me the Vanilla Popscicle.

by Salaried Employee January 15, 2011

vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover

"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*

by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

That's vanilla

Extreme

"Did you hear about that sophomore that fell down the stairs he almost broke his arm" "Damn That's Vanilla"

by TallRiver May 7, 2020