French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 9, 2014

the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.

Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.

by Candy Dots November 16, 2013

french roll

A mixture of tobacco and Marijuana rolled into a cigarette.

"Hey man, is that a lefty?"
"Nah, got a french roll."

by Cadet Sunshine September 11, 2015

French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.

Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!

by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016

french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

french rainbow

When a one man sticks skittles in his ass and slowly drops them onto his lover who lay underneath him, smoking a cigarette (and/or vape pen)

That French rainbow party really excited my inner diabetes

by Houston816 December 20, 2015

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace March 23, 2016