GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.

Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.

by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

Graped In The Grass

Graped in The Grass

(adjective)
Stomped or completely wreckt. It means owning an opponent so hard they got squashed.

Person A: You just got Graped in The Grass!
Person B: Stomped down to the core!

by songstral June 6, 2017

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010

Grape

A word that confuses gay people

“Grape.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Grape Haze

Produced on Grape Street and distributed all over the city.

Every junkie from Jefferson loves it.

Grape Haze to marka

by gta122323 April 21, 2019

graped

A conglomeration of the words 'game' and 'raped' typically used by MMORPG gamers when their character is unfairly pwned by either a mob of opposing online gamers or NPCs.

Dood! Where the hell were you?! I just got graped by a huge wad of spawncampers!

by ChrispyTheRed December 14, 2008