gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018

Grapes

Grapes are a fruit that appears in Yoshi Story, as well as on Earth.

"I just found Grapes in Yoshi Story!"

by NyanMinecrafter March 06, 2021

Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.

Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!

by Headstone October 11, 2011

De-Graped

To not be grape.

Wine is just de-graped grapes.

by Sanchoiz February 17, 2020

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 05, 2020