Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
Get the Port Jeff Handshakemug. Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022
Get the Tampa Handshakemug. An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.
The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.
*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.
*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
Get the The dirty handshakemug. A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
Get the Essex handshakemug. Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.
by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018
Get the Spanish handshakemug. The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug. Akin to a mutual dutch rudder or a dutch row boat
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.
by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016
Get the Berlin Handshakemug.