Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized

I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.

by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

Blonde

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Blonde

A stupid person

That chick is definitely blonde because she packed up her stuff and right

by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020