I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

Switch

A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.

You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch

by GeorgeTheWalrus July 19, 2022

The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out when having intercourse and going down on a female to boost the amount of time before you cum. Also to calm down and switch positions

“Yeah bro I almost finished in 5 minutes but I did the Sauceman Switch!”

by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

Nintendo switch player

A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.

“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”

by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022

Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.

Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.

by Rubrat November 2, 2022