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Shadow government

Oh boy I wonder who THAT could possibly be!? Oh! Wait! The church! The religious institutions!
A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"

Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"

A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"

Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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shadow cancelled

A system in any work place where promotion or transfer is prevented by Human Resources or a Manager due to the politically incorrect standing of an employee or due to other factors such as age discrimination). The one being shadow cancelled does not know this is taking place to undermine their professional career.
My boss and director recommended my for promotion, but HR vetoed it-I'm sure it is due to me being shadow cancelled so I can't advance.
by Cuivre2004 July 18, 2022
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Dark Shadow

When something starts our really good but then ends up being really shitty and cringey. Like the movie Dark Shadows.
Bruh he totally dark shadowed me there. The date started out awesome and then he started freestyling.
by curiousgiorgi December 9, 2021
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SHADOW

Shadow a man who gets on his girlfriends nerves (most likely a Luna) but he is so lovable she will forgive him ,

He is also very smart and any advice he gives should be taken to heart

He is most likely always right
Boy: hey hey hey hey

Girl : omg your such a shadow!

Boy:you know you love me

*hugs*
by Boopy dooper July 1, 2019
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shadow holiday

A term used to describe time off from work outside of approved holiday/vacation time.
Yup, I've got nothing to do at work tomorrow. I'm going to log in and then take a shadow holiday.
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Shit Shadow

A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."

Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023
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Red Shadow

14 year old gangster who is afraid of primary school, when he comes back from school sits on the couch and watching 20 episodes Boku no pico. TYPICAL GANGSTAR, he has romantic elements in it, his typical text for the chicks is "Hey you want to wear my glasses?" But every woman laughs at him. But he has great success with gays of from his class.
Kid from primary school: But this Red Shadow is terrible.
Girls from his class: What a fagot
by Red to faggot March 21, 2017
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