Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017

septiceye sam

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.

septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.

by pugsarethebest2000 January 3, 2017

Black Sam

A black man, King of the Faggots

Where's Black Sam?

Probably leading a Faggot Revolution again

by simpboy February 29, 2020

sam ingle

sam ingle is a top guy not a racist but has said the n word once

sam ingle is a really nice guy

by whataguy.co.uk August 1, 2020

sam stfu

sam needs to shut the fuck up and mind his busiiness.

“sam stfu i dont need tk do words”

by likli September 10, 2020

Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1620. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. 69 days after the ship made sail, a bad storm known across the globe as "Hurricane Tortilla" created a challenge for Sam and the GMS crew onboard. But, after the storm passed, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. Sam and the GMS crew were disappointed that there were no race cars in sight. So, they went all the way back the United States when they soon competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. But, he most well known for giving his fan @sammayerfan a birthday video.

Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is still my favorite!

by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020

Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012