albino russian

White russian minus the kahlua--essentially vodka and cream.
An albino russian is a drink the bartender serves when they don't know what a white russian is.
by traemarie January 18, 2009
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russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.
I gave that bitch a russian trumpet
by dashle November 04, 2015
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Russian Sunglasses

1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia
1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!
by mankeyrox November 11, 2011
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Russian bot

A social media account financially backed or operated by a Russian government agency engaged in spreading disinformation, hate and negative trolling for the purpose of causing disruption, mistrust and division among the peoples and governments of their adversaries, especially against the US, Europe and other NATO allies.
Quote from BBC News article: How Russian bots appear in your timeline
"Her comments come after prominent social media accounts were exposed as Russian bots."
by Hargett March 29, 2021
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russian retarded

a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
by BooJJ February 06, 2008
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mad russian

that lady over there playing poker is definitely a mad russian since she lost in russian poker
by farting ass August 14, 2011
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Russian Amphitheatre

A sexual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother Russia.
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.

While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.

When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as Stalin showed no mercy to his people.
When I heard that there was going to be a performance at the Russian amphitheatre, I went to go see. What I did not expect to see performed at the Theatre was a Russian Amphitheatre.

I should have read the playbill.
by Redrumbilly May 16, 2013
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