False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.

Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!

by OddSmartman July 24, 2025

Pineapple

A person who loves a man named George and the man named George likes her back

Person 1: man I wish I was a pineapple

Person 2: yeah Becky I wish I was too

by Wjy November 22, 2020

pineapple

why the fuck do you want to know what a pineapple is? It's a spiky yellow fruit headass.

bob: yo do you want to know a pineapple?
john:na pineapples are gay

by TotalHeck December 12, 2019

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Pineapple

If its in a can

Its a yellow thing with a hole in it ;)

I want to pineapple you ;)

by Ass wipe ;) December 19, 2019

pineapple

The word that you only look up on urban dictionary if you’re that depressed.

You: Wow, they really want me to feel bad about searching pineapple on the most accurate dictionary ever. Time to binge watch some hentai due to boredom!

by thatfuckface February 12, 2019

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020