the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017

Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 25, 2017

Perfect Six

About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.

I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck.

Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

perfect seven

When you have sex with all of the seven dwarfs.... And do grumpy twice on a sunday

Ah mate, I'm on my way to the perfect seven. Watch yourself grumpy

by 107xty August 29, 2016

Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.

Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That

by Jolly Ringwald April 6, 2012

The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

Tankis-perfected

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021