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Pussy Flop

When someone drops backwards onto the ground with one leg bent behind them, flopping their pussy onto the ground. Affectionately known as a “death drop” in drag races.
When Samantha did a pussy flop, she bruised her vulva.
by Slayperiodteasis September 17, 2023
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Penny Pussy

When a guy eats out a girl on her period. The blood making it taste like pennies.
1: Broooo, I ate out this girl today and her shit was bleeding but the only thing a period stops is a sentence.
2: Dude, she has penny pussy.
by Prince de Clout June 5, 2018
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pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.
by Dapak March 26, 2019
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Tactical Pussy

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.
Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011
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pussy possum

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.
Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
by Morning Wood March 11, 2012
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pussy braids

when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it
person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus
by your moms diack January 25, 2014
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Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
by Stratospheric January 5, 2017
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