Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 25, 2017

Perfect body

Shawntae has the perfect body

Damn shawntae has the perfect body

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 August 10, 2022

The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.

The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.

by osvodk May 28, 2022

Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.

Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That

by Jolly Ringwald April 6, 2012

Tankis-perfected

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021