qazedcwsxrfvyhntgbujmol.ik,p

Ur bored

You’re so bored you just make a pattern thing out of the keyboard that you end up typing qazedcwsxrfvyhntgbujmol.ik,p

by ILoveIceCream♡ May 15, 2019

p&bj

When you put peanut butter on your dick and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Yo dood i just had Jess give me a p&bj we used that good shit jiffy, and damn it felt good.

by cracksmokingwhitey December 18, 2008

p-rick

An extreme version of a person showing all the characteristics of a prick.

"man your such a p-rick"

by D.May January 12, 2004

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

p-swapin

switching price tags so you get a product for a much cheaper price.

My guy Florence just went p-swapin and got a pair of dookies half off.

by haggardchad April 15, 2009

hc&p

Hard cocks & penis

Guy1: Hey man I'm getting my HC&P on tonight!
Guy2: Hard cocks and penis?
Guy1: Yeah!
Guy2: Isn't that gay?
Guy1: Only on Sunday.

by Juscus1 October 16, 2012

Pushin P

Selling dick to old ladies is Pushin P

I was at ya grandmas house pushin p

by Pppppopo January 27, 2022