Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.

"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025

Partying on the third floor

Partying on the third floor is a reference to what happens at a party given by P diddy when he takes you up to the third floor. The third floor is where men are having sex with men

If you think a man is gay, "He's partying on the third floor"

by justinjustout April 29, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor

Wow her floor jelly looks yummy

by cockboggler October 25, 2015

Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.

"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"

by Earl! February 12, 2021

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025