pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.
I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.
by lizadub April 15, 2011
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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
shut up you stinky pole hugger
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 05, 2018
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 02, 2019
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Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.
We need to move the dead pole to the other side.
by HoY_2 December 07, 2023
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tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."
by butthole re-generator June 10, 2025
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