by logeybearxp December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
by BladeAttack December 7, 2022
Get the Patrick Costelloemug. Someone who claims to be a certain person, but is great at wearing a mask. Will morph into whatever you would like him to be, only to turn into who he really is 3-4 months into the relationship. You will have relationship PTSD. Someone who loves to gaslight. Good luck.
by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. 
usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
Get the James Patrick Galvinmug. by Peter ;) October 16, 2023
Get the Patrickmug.