Vince, "Jumping ship," ran aground last night on Sailor Jerry when a chick dropped anchor on his drunken pass.
by CocksmithVA May 07, 2011
by cowpiewi May 08, 2010
by katrin February 05, 2021
Not so far away as to delay a timely arrival; a short duration. More than two minutes, but less than a bit.
Don: Dave, the party has been bumpin' for like, an hour already! Where are you?
Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.
Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.
by E.XIII August 12, 2013
1.Going on a double blind date with your friend and taking the girl he likes before you have defined who is with who.
2. You and your friend just met two girls at the bar and he's really hitting it off with the girl you like. He's goes to the bathroom and you ditch the girl your with and start talking to his girl. Talking smak about him the whole time, so you can get the hookup.
This can also be applied to girls
2. You and your friend just met two girls at the bar and he's really hitting it off with the girl you like. He's goes to the bathroom and you ditch the girl your with and start talking to his girl. Talking smak about him the whole time, so you can get the hookup.
This can also be applied to girls
" Dude I called the blonde, you claim jumped on me."
" Get over it, there ain't nuthin wrong with a claim jump
" Get over it, there ain't nuthin wrong with a claim jump
by Blahdrood December 12, 2010
Muhammed: I'm so depressed
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
by Elluu February 05, 2011
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
by Turtletracks November 12, 2014