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PASSPORT TO JERSEY

A suitcase with a $1 million cash and you still have to beg for residency. CASH still talks in "this" Jersey.
The only passport to Jersey is cash. It's still a place where suitcases arrive filled with greenies. The only way to become a resident is to arrive with loads.

We're talking the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (between England and France), a tax haven. Is somewhat of a synonym with JERSEY, USA only classier and the money ain't MAFIA. Lots of AMERICAN-IRANIAN cash housed there. Particularly Hayward cash!
by MS. CHAMELEON October 29, 2011
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new jersey

The best state in the country, but only because Princeton is in New Jersey. Princeton is the most incredible town ever, where people are rich, chic, snobby, and fabulous! What else could you ever ask for? Everyone from Princeton knows they are better then everyone else, but we live the life of privilege and everyone else is just jealous. Everyone goes to private school (we have some of the best private schools in the country) and is taught at a young age to strive for the best and taught the elitist mindset. Preppy is the essential dress code, with any other tacky/trendy options looked down upon. Not to mention, if you don't own J.Crew, wear ribbons in your hair/sevens/rainbows/something from Tiffany’s at all times/own more than one Vera Bradley bag and wallet and a Longchamp/Hervé Chapelier bag, you might as well be in Siberia. No one in Princeton is nice or friendly, and we like it that way.
Turning off Nassau onto Witherspoon Street (in Princeton, New Jersey), you will hit an old preppy favorite, J. McLaughlin. Be sure to stop here if you plan to buy into the full "Ivy League Look" — they carry all the classics, from men's pastel and embroidered corduroys to ribbon belts and monogrammed women's handbags.

Just past Coach is the Cotton Company, which is the only Lilly Pulitzer retailer in Princeton and thus a great place to pick up a sundress before lawn parties or to find a few preppy items in any season
by Lulie November 10, 2008
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Jersey Shore

Giving your partner a golden shower while fist bumping.
Danny gave me the best Jersey Shore the other day!
by Vagickal November 27, 2018
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Jersey Jiggle

Did you see Snooki dancing, She was doing the Jersey Jiggle
by jjb2003 January 3, 2011
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Jersey Jeff

A person who doesn’t follow through with something.
Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!
by carsonhoudek June 7, 2022
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jersey breakfast

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM
jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons
by wfo October 23, 2013
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Jersey tomato

A mythical creature whose entire diet is almond butter and bread and is related to bill gates
by the rattla August 21, 2018
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