Blazing Butts

The act of farting super fast , super loud, and super long.

Shaq and Kevin Hart were eating Taco Bell, then shaq farts and then Kevin Hart says damn shaq you’re Blazing Butts.

by Matho laga February 3, 2023

Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009

Butt Nusting

To motorboat butt cheeks

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.

by FireRock May 9, 2014

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011