by rk2020 November 25, 2020
by Kevin Danper June 10, 2017
(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 22, 2023
by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 08, 2021
Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
by The French Monker November 20, 2010
Juzzy Beefcakes went to the gym in Paris to work on his triceps. Halfway through his set he was pleasantly surprised by the young French lady who had positioned herself on his lap. He told his friends later on Facebook that he got a "French Extension". His friends were confused.
by Shabba80 April 02, 2014
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