Eli

A legend in the making

Eli will be great

by BD3come2me December 14, 2022

Eli

Eli is so good at sucking.
HE IS A BIG SLIMY PICKEL

ELI IS CUTE

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.

Eli is my daddy

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

Eli

A very kind person with good hair and a nice smile. He is also taken so everybody better back off. His girlfriend is amazing and is prettier than you. He is really tall and good at sports (but not Wii sports tho , he's bad at that)
Overall a very good looking and nice guy.

"niall who's your best friend"?
"Eli is my best friend and I love him so much!!!!"

by fbhbefhbefh August 14, 2021

Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA

OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023