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Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.
That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!
by Kkboom March 8, 2017
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dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook May 7, 2016
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Dutch Motorboat

When a guy farts during sexual intercourse and it vibrates the penis inside the vagina causing a vibrating effect.
Well that "dutch motorboat " was gross , but strangely it felt good...still gross.
by mj1987 May 7, 2016
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dutch erick

The sexual act of pissing in a girl while having ball slapping sex with her
Wow! I can't believe he dutch erick'd me.
by XxXGarage420XxX October 9, 2016
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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.
"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...
by rusoviet April 19, 2020
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dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
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