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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.
Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025
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Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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Carl

"Hi,My name is Carl"
by Yocarl November 23, 2021
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Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
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Carl

john's partner
John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
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Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
by Qc1 September 7, 2013
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carl

''Carl is such an NPC
by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022
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