Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025
Get the Carl Supportmug. A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Small dick Carlmug. 
World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
Get the Carlmug. john's partner
John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
Get the Carlmug. by Qc1 September 7, 2013
Get the Carl-Woodwardingmug. 
