Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
by Byefilicia November 6, 2022
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by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018
Get the Analyzer Techmug. When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.
Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.
-he didn’t tech lmao-
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.
-he didn’t tech lmao-
by Sus Chad May 11, 2021
Get the Techmug. Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing somug. Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
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by Priminio March 3, 2021
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by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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