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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Phantom Sense

This sense is something that only people who do not go outside can understand! (Furries)
Alpha wolf: PLEASE DO NOT WALK THROUGH ME I CAN FEEEEL THAT!!!

E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢
by Momokaxxx April 28, 2025
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The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021
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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any
*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome
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Phantoms

Just a badly managed division they do whatever whenever and nobody in HRs really cares.
by The real truth of TAB August 1, 2021
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Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.
Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!
by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021
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